tom-spanks:

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

unclefather:

how to kiss a boy

  1. grab his waist
  2. slip your hand in his pocket
  3. steal his wallet
  4. dont even kiss him
  5. just run

mellowminty:

i’d really like some wireless waterproof earbuds for shower time

(Source: mellowminty)